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NOISE ENFORCEMENT
SNIFFER UNIT [OUTER SHELL]
SNIFFER UNIT [OUTER SHELL]
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This morning the vessel moaned. That means dispatch has come through.
My spine clicks into place before I even sit up. My teeth ache from clenched dreams.
I retrieve my Protoshell from the hatch shrine. It’s still wet.
Not with water. With memory.
Slide one arm in. Feel the lining adapt—bio-reactive cloth, grown from prison tendon and photosynthetic shame.
It seals to the skin, whispering old patrol logs as it warms.
My pulse syncs to its internal rhythm: 65 BPM, battle-cooled.
I check the forearm insert for today’s mandate:
“CIVILIAN AUDIO THRESHOLDS EXCEEDED IN ZONE 14 / ENFORCEMENT REQUIRED / CONTAINMENT PERMITTED”
I smile. But it isn’t mine.
The Protoshell curls it for me. It wants blood against nylon. It wants closure. It wants the hiss of a silenced warrant sliding through someone’s last song.
There was a time I loved music.
Now I love when it stops.
Outside this hull, you’ll see me.
Blue-black armor in the fog. Face blank. Tempo precise.
You’ll think: that’s someone’s daughter.
You’ll hope I hesitate.
But I won’t.
There is no hesitation left inside this coat.
There is only Noise Enforcement.
• 100% polyamide
• Regular fit
• Hood with a drawstring, zipped closure, elastic cuffs and hem
• 2 zipped pockets
• This product’s fabric is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified for water resistance
MADE, PRINTED, EMBROIDERED TO ORDER. CHECK SIZES BEFORE YOU TAKE THE PLUNGE. WE DON'T WANT YOUR WASTE BACK. WE'VE GOT ENOUGH SHIT AS IT IS.
My spine clicks into place before I even sit up. My teeth ache from clenched dreams.
I retrieve my Protoshell from the hatch shrine. It’s still wet.
Not with water. With memory.
Slide one arm in. Feel the lining adapt—bio-reactive cloth, grown from prison tendon and photosynthetic shame.
It seals to the skin, whispering old patrol logs as it warms.
My pulse syncs to its internal rhythm: 65 BPM, battle-cooled.
I check the forearm insert for today’s mandate:
“CIVILIAN AUDIO THRESHOLDS EXCEEDED IN ZONE 14 / ENFORCEMENT REQUIRED / CONTAINMENT PERMITTED”
I smile. But it isn’t mine.
The Protoshell curls it for me. It wants blood against nylon. It wants closure. It wants the hiss of a silenced warrant sliding through someone’s last song.
There was a time I loved music.
Now I love when it stops.
Outside this hull, you’ll see me.
Blue-black armor in the fog. Face blank. Tempo precise.
You’ll think: that’s someone’s daughter.
You’ll hope I hesitate.
But I won’t.
There is no hesitation left inside this coat.
There is only Noise Enforcement.
• 100% polyamide
• Regular fit
• Hood with a drawstring, zipped closure, elastic cuffs and hem
• 2 zipped pockets
• This product’s fabric is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified for water resistance
MADE, PRINTED, EMBROIDERED TO ORDER. CHECK SIZES BEFORE YOU TAKE THE PLUNGE. WE DON'T WANT YOUR WASTE BACK. WE'VE GOT ENOUGH SHIT AS IT IS.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 23 ⅝ | 32 ⅝ |
M | 29 ⅛ | 25 ¼ | 33 ½ |
L | 30 ¾ | 26 ¾ | 34 ¼ |
XL | 31 ⅞ | 28 ¾ | 36 ¼ |
2XL | 33 ⅛ | 31 ⅛ | 37 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71 | 60 | 83 |
M | 74 | 64 | 85 |
L | 78 | 68 | 87 |
XL | 81 | 73 | 92 |
2XL | 84 | 79 | 94 |
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